That is right ladies and gentlemen! COEXISTENCE magazine is offering you the multi-talented, versatile, all-purpose friend – JAMSHEED!!!

So who is Jamsheed? He is your friend that goes everywhere with you, but only you know where he really is. He is loyal, wise, (s)experienced, dependable, and he has a conscience! He also is like a yin and yang all in one as he will give you two totally opposite ways to handle a situation.

Every issue of Coexistence will reveal more of Jamsheed to you – as your relationship with our magazine grows, so will your friendship with Jamsheed. He will share with you 1) ADVICE and 2) Yin-Yang moves for different situations that life may throw at you.
Jamsheed can be your conscience when you are feeling naughty, or he can be the devil pushing you to be naughty when you are being too conservative. Jamsheed will also bail you out when you are bored at a party or run out of things to say -- Just yell his name into a crowd, “Jamsheed. Has anyone seen Jamsheed?” Also, if you forget a person’s name, have some class and instead of calling them “dude” or “buddy” or “sweetheart,” earn their respect by looking right at them and call them “Jamsheed.” You can even call girls Jamsheed as it can be used as a unisex term.

Today’s Advice:
For both ladies and gentlemen – if you have “the hots” for someone that either a friend of yours or even an acquaintance either “likes” or has had relations with in the past, you should either a) forget about it or b) pursue the situation with “class” and let the friend or acquaintance know what you are thinking and see if they are cool with it.

Gentlemen:
Many of us middle easterners are known for being quite hairy and some have started shaving private areas – if you do this, make sure you use clippers that are not broken and BE CAREFUL or you may get a huge cut deep into a place that you had not imagined and end up spending the night in the ER receiving aid to the area rather than the friendly attention that you had hoped!

Ladies:
Don’t nag at your boyfriends – they hate it and it is a great excuse for them to cheat on you with a girl that you hate to get back at you!

Today’s Yin-Yang Move:
The Safeway Maneuver

Jamsheed likes to shop at a famous grocery store called “Safeway.” Not only does Safeway have the best meat, fresh fruits, and vegetables in Jamsheed’s town, but it is also where the most beautiful people buy their groceries. There are many times when Jamsheed has noticed “chemistry” with the ladies at Safeway. One time, Jamsheed made eye contact with this sexy blonde. She too was checking out Jamsheed’s good looks and was intrigued by his great display of confidence. Jamsheed would go from one area of the supermarket to the other and this beautiful woman would very noticeably stare right back at Jamsheed. In fact, she did a u-turn with her shopping cart as Jamsheed was getting ready to leave just so she could go right by him – Jamsheed did nothing and we call this “the Safeway” maneuver; where you don’t take the risk of embarrassing yourself at the local grocery store or of getting slapped, but you also miss out on the potential of getting lucky and scoring at the grocery store.

Next time, we will describe the opposite move to the Safeway – “the Aggressor.” Stay tuned…


When in doubt, ask yourself: “WHAT WOULD JAMSHEED DO?”